• @UnderpantsWeevil
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      134 months ago

      They’re called raccoons and they put holes in your drywall.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      24 months ago

      Probably for the same reason that racoons make terrible pets. They’ll eat anything, and are very smart, so nothing in your pantry is safe.