• @thefrankring
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    127 months ago

    I won a lifetime supply of breathing air.

    So far, I’m not disappointed.

    • @[email protected]
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      97 months ago

      Yeah but shrinkflation means these days it comes with 20% less nutritional* particles.

      *combustible

      Some cities are still working on increasing them though. Just don’t go to the premium mountain venues though, or you get 20% less air per air!

      • @thefrankring
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        27 months ago

        So far, my only problem is when I go underwater.

        For some reason, the lifetime supply of breathing doesn’t apply there.