Carlo Acutis, a teenage website developer, was attributed a second miracle by Pope Francis, advancing his path to becoming the first millennial saint.

  • @Mr_Wobble
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    627 months ago

    And lo did St Carlo the Broccoli Headed droppeth his divine merch upon thy gyats, absent of any fanum tax, and the fam was filled with much rizz. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula skibidi. Amen.

    • @[email protected]
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      277 months ago

      You’re using slang from the wrong generation, bae. That’s so extra of you, but lowkey I still think you’re lit so don’t get salty with me or I’ll be shook.

      Let’s get turnt!

      • Rob T Firefly
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        57 months ago

        Outta sight, daddy-o. 23 skiddoo.