@Wilshire to Not The OnionEnglish • 4 months agoMan is fined after trying to 'body slam' killer whalewww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square23arrow-up1177arrow-down11cross-posted to: news
arrow-up1176arrow-down1external-linkMan is fined after trying to 'body slam' killer whalewww.nbcnews.com@Wilshire to Not The OnionEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square23cross-posted to: news
minus-square@andrewtalinkEnglish31•4 months agoHe tried and failed. If he had successfully body slammed a killer whale and the whale returned the favor, would he have succeeded or failed?
minus-squareDMBFFFlinkEnglish24•edit-24 months agoHe would have succeeded; and that point would probably be reiterated a few times at his funeral.
minus-square@PlopplinkEnglish13•4 months agoMan, think about the views tho. Everyone would want to watch that. So many new subscribers!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•4 months agoIf they SMASHED that Subscribe button then that’s all that really matters.
He tried and failed.
If he had successfully body slammed a killer whale and the whale returned the favor, would he have succeeded or failed?
He would have succeeded; and that point would probably be reiterated a few times at his funeral.
Man, think about the views tho. Everyone would want to watch that. So many new subscribers!
If they SMASHED that Subscribe button then that’s all that really matters.
He would have been yeeted into the stratosphere