Image description: Professional soccer player holding up a new sports shoe. The shoe is dark beige, the base pink, then green. It looks like a sandwich with tomatoes and lettuce
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It still looks more like a sandwich than a shoe.
What a startlingly ugly shoe.
It looks like a sandwich with salmon where the bread should be. A salmonwich.
Also is that pesto?? Is that pesto on the sandwich? Ohhhh it’s grass clippings. I thought it was pesto.
There’s a shoe? Where?