minus-square@NegativeInflink18•8 months agoMy dog: “One crevice of Suspicious Liquid™ please. Extra chunky.”
minus-square@AnticorplinkEnglish1•4 months agoAnd for dinner I would like horse dung smothered with wood chips & rocks, with sides of random plastic objects, and a poisonous wild mushroom. Very good sir.
My dog: “I’ll have the vintage mud puddle, please.”
My dog: “One crevice of Suspicious Liquid™ please. Extra chunky.”
And for dinner I would like horse dung smothered with wood chips & rocks, with sides of random plastic objects, and a poisonous wild mushroom. Very good sir.