• @Rob
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    518 months ago

    My dog: “I’ll have the vintage mud puddle, please.”

    • @NegativeInf
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      188 months ago

      My dog: “One crevice of Suspicious Liquid™ please. Extra chunky.”

    • @Anticorp
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      14 months ago

      And for dinner I would like horse dung smothered with wood chips & rocks, with sides of random plastic objects, and a poisonous wild mushroom. Very good sir.