• @[email protected]
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    417 months ago

    “tragic mishap” is when it accidentally happens once a decade, not when it “accidentally” happens every day

    • Zoolander
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      67 months ago

      Yeah… a tragic mishap is getting your balls stuck in your zipper because you had to pee so bad you tried to rip your pants off. This is a bit more than a “tragic mishap”. ಠ_ಠ