The Picard Maneuver to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network • 7 months agoWhen the DM tries to make it as obvious as possibleimagemessage-square47arrow-up1695arrow-down15
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish48•7 months ago“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
minus-squareNeatolinkfedilinkEnglish28•7 months agoGM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
minus-square@edgemaster72linkEnglish15•7 months agoPlayer: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1 GM: … GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
minus-squareNeatolinkfedilinkEnglish8•7 months agoI did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.
“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
GM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: …
GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
I did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.