• @Fedizen
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    238 months ago

    I think its more we’ve enslaved dogs and we hire cats on a freelance basis.

    • e̶t̶t̶y̶b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶
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      108 months ago

      I like thinking about cats as my little contract worker. We have a great relationship, but as soon as I ask him to wear a tie or show up to meetings, I very curtly and loudly am reprimanded and reminded that at the end of the day, he. is. a. contractor. and to go fuck myself

    • @samus12345
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      38 months ago

      But they’re like house elves in that they like being enslaved.