The weight of the trees was so great that the ones on the bottom got squished and became coal. That’s where coal is from. Bonus fact: the whole time this was happening, sharks were hunting in the oceans. Sharks are older than trees and fungus!

  • @TexasDrunk
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    157 months ago

    Speak for yourself there, buddy. I plan on being around for at least another 82 million years. I’m uploading my brain into a terrible android as we speak.

      • @TexasDrunk
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        57 months ago

        It was the only one available. I’ll upgrade in a few years, probably.

          • @TexasDrunk
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            27 months ago

            I guess it depends on how much money I can make as Texas, the Drunk Android.

            • @[email protected]
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              27 months ago

              Probably a lot. But also more than double if you duplicate your consciousness into a second android.

              Shit, you sold me. Where can I get a cheap android to upload my consciousness into, so I can make them slave 80 hours per week for me $$

              • @TexasDrunk
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                27 months ago

                Unfortunately due to capitalism I can’t tell you or it’ll cut into my money and thus ability to live for millions of years. Once I’ve made my money I’ll DM you so that you’re second in line.