Heard a guy respond to another guy calling him a motherfucker with ‘yeah, but your mom didn’t complain much’, so it got me thinking. What are your best comebacks for the common insults you hear from time to time?

  • Hucklebee
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    364 months ago

    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries.

    • littleblue✨
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      4 months ago

      Which, IIRC, insinuated that their mother was a snackish breeder and their father was a gin drunk. (Also, that she was past tense?)