• @mojo_raisin
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    166 months ago

    They should just have the candidates endorse products on stage.

    Trump could talk about how confident he is on stage wearing the new leak-free Depends

    Biden could pull up a bowl of Quaker Oats and talk about his regular bowel movements.

    RFK could say he’s all good now thanks to HeartGuard+ Brain Dewormer

    • @sudo42
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      56 months ago

      Well, Trump has already advertised beans from the Oval Office, so he has the experience.

      • @mojo_raisin
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        26 months ago

        Oh ya, Goya brand lol! Remember his whole family shilling that shiz for a min