Heard a guy respond to another guy calling him a motherfucker with ‘yeah, but your mom didn’t complain much’, so it got me thinking. What are your best comebacks for the common insults you hear from time to time?

  • HexesofVexes
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    106 months ago

    “I didn’t realise the circus was in town!”

    “Were your parents siblings, or was it just a lot of head trauma?”

    “I’d tell you to read the room, but we both know reading isn’t your strong suite.”

    “What other tricks can you do?”