• @Garbanzo
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    427 months ago

    Me at my first rodeo:
    Roping cows is OK, but it would be a lot cooler to wrestle them.

    The people who brought me to the rodeo:
    That’s the next event.

    • @dessimbelackis
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      407 months ago

      “It’d also be pretty great to have some kids get dragged around by a sheep”

      “You’re not gonna believe this, but…”

      • @[email protected]
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        127 months ago

        “Can you imagine if we really got crazy by having guys try to stay on a bucking bronco with just one hand?”

        “Guess what!”

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          77 months ago

          That was wild, but let’s see him try that with pissed off, 2500 pound bull.