Right-wing media mogul Rupert Murdoch tied the knot Saturday for the fifth time, according to British tabloid newspaper the Sun.
The Sun, which is owned by Murdoch, released photos of the 93-year-old Australian billionaire alongside his 67-year-old wife, retired molecular biologist Elena Zhukova, at his vineyard in Bel-Air, California, where the ceremony took place.
Zhukova is the mother of Russian American art collector Dasha Zhukova, the former wife of Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich.
Oh my god, married was not the word I was expecting in that headline and my disappointment is immeasurable and my day ruined.
Imma need some counseling and a lot of time off to get over this.
On the other hand, a new person with a vested interest in Inheritance from his death doesn’t hurt things.
Same. I was sitting here going “Yes, yes, yes, yes…oh”.
I already had my Tombstone movie “well, bye” meme all lined up.
Secobded