I had never seen one of these before today. They’re great. Way better than reaching for a single pole in a crowded car and wrapping your hand around some stranger’s fingers. And If you have the whole thing to yourself you can hook your arm through it.
Well now how am I supposed to enjoy the sensation of someone else’s sweaty hand sliding down the pole to slowly touch mine while they remain oblivious of the entire situation?
We’re not oblivious ;)
On the other hand you can solidly grope all the bums because you have such a firm grip on the pole.
Wording.
Are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?
Same difference.