In what can only be described as a desperate cry for help, local mother of two, Karen Torrance, has reached the breaking point after enduring her 32nd consecutive Blippi video. Blippi, the beloved children’s YouTube sensation and his stupid orange and blue beret, has all but broken parents throughout the world.

Sources close to the family reveal that the tipping point came during yet another rendition of the “Excavator Song,” when Torrance grabbed her son’s iPad and threw it like a frisbee against the wall and screamed “So much to learn about, makes you wanna shout. Shoot me!”

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  • @[email protected]
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    85 months ago

    wait until she learns his net worth omg

    i don’t even hate on him anymore, just respect the hustle. lol

    • @demizerone
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      75 months ago

      Which blippi though? LA blippi or travel/theater blippi? :D

      • Tattletale TimesOPM
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        75 months ago

        that’s the worst part. he’s multiplying!

      • @[email protected]
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        55 months ago

        OG Blippi.

        yeah they branched out with his hire-ons and the girl one too.

        needless to say cha…

        … ching.

    • Tattletale TimesOPM
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      65 months ago

      for sure, for that much money I’d wear that stupid hat and bow tie in a second!

      • @[email protected]
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        35 months ago

        You can. There’s no bottom to the need for kids videos. The problem isn’t the outfit, it’s coming up with catchy content.