• @over_clox
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    224 months ago

    Did you know that only 23% of social media users know how to sharpen a pencil?

    And that’s an absolute fact. I absolutely 110% pulled that fact out of my ass.

    • The Snark Urge
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      64 months ago

      There he goes, the highest dude in the fediverse

      • @over_clox
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        44 months ago

        You spelled drunkest wrong.

        But I might have some more weed around when I get home…

    • @[email protected]
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      4 months ago

      In the future,

      User: why does the pencil break every time I sharpen it?

      GPT models: Statistics, that pulled out of the ass, shows that only 23% of social media users know how to properly sharpen a pencil. This is mainly due to lack of training. Let me help you with the steps:

    • @Alexstarfire
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      24 months ago

      Given that every time my friend uses my can opener she has to ask me or figure out how to use it, I believe there are plenty of adults who don’t know how to sharpen a pencil.

      • @over_clox
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        14 months ago

        First you have to show her how to sharpen a can opener, then show her how to light a pan on fire.

        You got this 👍

        • @Alexstarfire
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          24 months ago

          You think I sharpen my own can opener? I ain’t got time for that. I hire a bunch of microscopic guys with files to do it for me.