• finley
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    645 months ago

    “except me!”

    “it’s not a real felony!”

    “it doesn’t count if [insert BS here]!”

    • teft
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      415 months ago

      If it’s not a real felony the body has ways of shutting that down. —some republican probably.

      • ThePowerOfGeek
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        165 months ago

        Or to paraphrase the man himself:

        “Take the presidency by any means necessary, handle due process later.”

        • ALQ
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          115 months ago

          I better use some [handcuffs] just in case I start [committing crime]. You know I’m automatically attracted to [committing crime]—I just start [doing] them. It’s like a magnet. Just [crime]. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the [judicial system]. You can do anything.

    • @Cosmos7349
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      95 months ago

      Definitely he’ll use the 2nd. It’s like the “You’ll never see me again if I lose” all over again. It doesn’t count, since he didn’t lose!

    • @Pacmanlives
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      65 months ago

      Easy deflection of it was a kangaroo court, a sham, not real. Which is what he is already saying

      • finley
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        5 months ago

        “any court that doesn’t let me off scott-free from my multitude of cimes is obviously rigged!”