NataliePortland to Mildly InfuriatingEnglish • 6 months ago"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down178file-text
arrow-up152arrow-down1image"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caNataliePortland to Mildly InfuriatingEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkEnglish3•6 months agoBurly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy. I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoI’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkEnglish4•6 months agoGood thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
minus-square@AlexstarfirelinkEnglish3•6 months agoI prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
minus-square@son_named_bortlinkEnglish2•6 months agoI saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.
Burly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy.
I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
I’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
Good thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.