Wow! New feature! Now you can CHOOSE how many paper towels you grab from the roll!

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    34 months ago

    Burly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy.

    I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        44 months ago

        Good thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

    • @Alexstarfire
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      34 months ago

      I prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.

    • @son_named_bort
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      24 months ago

      I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.