• @problematicPanther
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    197 months ago

    how do they verify if you’re a straight man or not? What’s to stop me from just getting a free beer?

    • @[email protected]
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      157 months ago

      They jerk you off at the entrance. If you look like you’re not enjoying it, you’re in. It’s watertight 👌

      • @FilthyHookerSpit
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        87 months ago

        But what if they like, do it suspiciously well. Like they really know how to handle a strangers dong? Like …they may have done this many times 🤔

        • @LANIK2000
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          27 months ago

          You have to get in early, before they get all the practice from all the previous visitors.

      • @problematicPanther
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        37 months ago

        sounds like their gaydar needs some percussive maintenance then.

    • @lord_admiral
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      57 months ago

      How do you manage to ask such the right questions?