I’ll start: My first GF and I didn’t use protection. We used the pull out technique. FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR! I was 19 and could have ruined my life then and there.

  • nutlink
    33•1 year ago

    Do I have to pick only one? I wasn’t a very bright kid.

    • Willingly let someone taze my testicles in exchange for a beer
    • Chased black bears off the trail behind our house for no reason, usually with nothing more than a nearby stick
    • Skinny dipping in a river known to be filled with leeches
    • Got in a drunk argument with a raccoon, which led to my first underage drinking ticket because I refused to be spoken to in that tone
    • Became friends with said raccoon and even met its kits once over stale day old bread I brought home from my high school job at Jimmy John’s
    • Made a potato gun and accidentally fired it backwards, breaking the glass window in the garage
    • Threw M80’s into the water to go fishing Crocodile Dundee style
    • Believed a girl I barely knew when she said she was on the pill
    • @rustyfishOP
      12•1 year ago

      Every single point is wonderful.

    • @TheSpermWhaleEnglish
      7•1 year ago

      I’m waiting for Hollywood to pick up the movie rights to this comment

    • @TawdryPorker
      6•1 year ago

      Got in a drunk argument with a raccoon, which led to my first underage drinking ticket because I refused to be spoken to in that tone

      Perfectly understandable and the fact that you later became friends shows that establishing boundaries is important.

    • @bmsok
      5•1 year ago

      I like that you and the raccoon were able to reconcile your differences