• Flying Squid
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    1427 months ago

    “I should have let everyone know I accepted a bribe. Not like you’ll do anything about it anyway, suckers!”

      • Flying Squid
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        307 months ago

        They’re the American Mullahs. I’ve been calling them that for a while and I hope it catches on eventually.

        • @disguy_ovahea
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          37 months ago

          I thought they were Muslim clergy. What am I missing?

          • Flying Squid
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            7 months ago

            The Mullahs of Iran cannot be replaced no matter what they do. They are also the final arbiters on all matters.

      • @[email protected]
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        137 months ago

        “I used to take a lot of bribes and I should have let everyone know. I mean, I still do, but I used to, too.”

    • @[email protected]
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      107 months ago

      That’s exactly how I read that title. Oh, I can see there was no need to be sneaky. Apologies.