Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

  • @[email protected]
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    317 months ago

    A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won’t speak without a lawyer present.

    Officer: You are the lawyer!

    Man: Yes,so where is my present?

    Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.

    • @dhork
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      7 months ago

      I knew I could never be a lawyer, because I would never pass a bar (without going in).

    • @Luckyfriend222
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      56 months ago

      Not a dad joke per say but:

      What is the difference between a sperm cell and a lawyer?

      A sperm cell has a one-in-a-billion chance of becoming human one day.