That’s it

  • @ampedwolfman
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    134 months ago

    Girl’s, how long have you been holding that fart?

    • @[email protected]
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      104 months ago

      After a few months of dating and holding them in, those farts and all future ones earn their freedom. My boyfriend now blames the cats when he smells something, which is very nice of him.

      • @ampedwolfman
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        34 months ago

        My now wife hid them from me for about 3 or 4 months. She’s more flatulent than me. Always to think about how hush hush it has to be before everything comes out. I farted in front of her within days of our first kiss.