Eurogamer goes hands on with Star Wars Outlaws and comes away a bit less excited, and a bit more worried.
  • @[email protected]English
    50•5 months ago

    I heard the latest preview was on Tatooine and immediately soured to the point of curdling.

    I cannot express this clearly enough: Fuck Tattooine.

    We’ve seen it. It has been done. Its a desert planet with less character than Dune. We get it. Enough. Stop with the Tatooine already, we don’t need anymore tattooine. I hate Tatooine so fucking much, I don’t care how easy sandy rock is to render, tattooine can burn in a pit until you’re ready to make another pod racing game.

    • @redeyejediEnglish
      26•5 months ago

      Amen! For a backwater world seems that every important event originates from that dusty rock.

    • @RenaclesEnglish
      18•5 months ago

      Star Wars will have 3 settings and 3 villains and you are going to like it.

    • @[email protected]English
      9•5 months ago

      It’s because star wars cannot exist without rehashing the same old member berries. It always boils down to empire/Jedi/force.

      It was never intended as more than a setting for a fun space adventure. Now that Disney opened the floodgates on Star Wars shit that became painfully obvious again.

    • @Zahille7English
      3•5 months ago

      Maybe their plan all along was to turn us into Anakin?

      Now we all hate sand.

    • DarkThoughts
      2•5 months ago

      until you’re ready to make another pod racing game.

      Wouldn’t that be nice… But then again, it would be by a garbage publisher that I boycott anyway.