• Norgur
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    126 months ago

    The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.

    • @iAvicenna
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      116 months ago

      or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)

      • @Etterra
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        116 months ago

        Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you’ll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*

        *Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.