• Flying Squid
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    2451 month ago

    This is how this conversation would go with my wife and I:

    “Oh god! You’re finally awake!!! Babe, you’ve been asleep for two years!!!”

    “What are you talking about?”

    “Look how long you’ve been gone!”

    “Everything looks exactly the same as when I went to sleep.”

    “No it isn’t! Look at my hair!”

    “Oh, did you get a haircut? It looks nice.”

    I’m not good with details.

    • @ladicius
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      261 month ago

      Same with me. Her hair suddenly was half as long - I didn’t notice.

      • Flying Squid
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        151 month ago

        My wife dyed her hair a totally different color and she got mad that I didn’t say anything for a few days. Because I honestly didn’t realize she did.

        • @ladicius
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          41 month ago

          She really had long hair - did still look long to me after a lot was cut off.