@[email protected]M to [email protected]English • 5 months agoMicroplastics found in every human semen sample tested in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square52fedilinkarrow-up1276arrow-down18cross-posted to: world
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minus-square@Death_EquitylinkEnglish131•5 months agoWe are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•5 months ago“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoAnd since plastics mimic female hormones…
We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
Glitter is stored in the balls
“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
And since plastics mimic female hormones…
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
The very last, maybe.