• werefreeatlastBanned
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    11 months ago

    People need to stop using PTFE Teflon coated frying pans.

    • optissima
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      11 months ago

      Okay but can I keep using my Teflon condoms?

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        11 months ago

        Yes. That’s how you get plastic particles up the hoo-ha. Or no, wait.

        So wait, if you didn’t use a Teflon condom, what particles would you find in people’s vaginas? Does that mean that plastic wants to become human? 🤔😯