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minus-squarewerefreeatlastBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoPeople need to stop using PTFE Teflon coated frying pans.
minus-squareoptissimalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoOkay but can I keep using my Teflon condoms?
minus-squarewerefreeatlastBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoYes. That’s how you get plastic particles up the hoo-ha. Or no, wait. So wait, if you didn’t use a Teflon condom, what particles would you find in people’s vaginas? Does that mean that plastic wants to become human? 🤔😯
People need to stop using PTFE Teflon coated frying pans.
Okay but can I keep using my Teflon condoms?
Yes. That’s how you get plastic particles up the hoo-ha. Or no, wait.
So wait, if you didn’t use a Teflon condom, what particles would you find in people’s vaginas? Does that mean that plastic wants to become human? 🤔😯