• Flying SquidM
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    127 months ago

    Whatever happened to the buddy system?

    • @AdamEatsAss
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      77 months ago

      The buddy system is flawed and fascist. If your buddy walks off a cliff do you go with them? By the rules of the buddy system you do. If your buddy commits genocide do you go along with it? The buddy system says yes. And what about a double homicide? If both buddies die in the woods and no other buddies are there to witness it was there a crime?

      • Flying SquidM
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        197 months ago

        Wait, you’re saying I didn’t have to commit that genocide?

        • @AdamEatsAss
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          7 months ago

          NO! If you or someone you know suffered irreparable harm thanks to the so called “buddy system” call AdamEatsAss today. A class action lawsuit is being filed against the deep buddy state cabal and we need more victims to step forward. If your buddy forced you to smuggle illegal goods inside your body, call us. If your buddy forced you to overthrow a democratically elected government in the developing world, call us. If your buddy forced you to act on a plan to steal the moon using a shrink ray, call us. We will not stop fighting until the buddy system is no more.

        • @[email protected]
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          57 months ago

          Yeah, but it was a lot of fun, remember when we made them reenact the entirety of the Abyss in Klingon?

          • Flying SquidM
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            57 months ago

            Sorry, all I remember is the rivers of blood. And do you know how much blood it takes to fill a river? I was squeezing it out of corpses for days.

              • Flying SquidM
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                37 months ago

                What do you think I am, made of genocide money?

                • @[email protected]
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                  37 months ago

                  Wait you’re not made of genocide money?

                  Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.

              • @[email protected]
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                27 months ago

                Kids these days! Back in my day we stacked the corpses high enough to have gravity squeeze the juices out!