• @[email protected]
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    207 months ago

    my mom mostly stays downstairs and her friend mostly stays upstairs

    So you’re saying your mom is a bottom? /s

    • Flying Squid
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      107 months ago

      I really don’t want to pry. And here’s why- Once, I said to my wife that it looks like people are giving someone a blowjob when they start to eat a banana and my mom walked into the room and said, “what’s so bad about that?” And she was in her 70s then. I definitely don’t want to know about my mother’s sexual proclivities now that she’s 82.

      Ick.

      • SeaJ
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        77 months ago

        Maybe she ws going to queue up some George Carlin jokes about ‘cocksucker’ changing from being an awesome person to a terrible person.

        • Flying Squid
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          77 months ago

          I think she was just saying, based on the novels she now writes, that she enjoys giving blowjobs.

          I just didn’t need to know that about my mother.

          • SeaJ
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            77 months ago

            Oh dear. She’s a smut novelist. Well hopefully you are supportive and add her books to your library. 😄

            I would absolutely cringe if my mom brought that up but I think that is largely because that is not something my parents really ever talked about. My wife had the opposite experience where she and her mother were fine talking about it growing up.

            • Flying Squid
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              47 months ago

              Her novels have some smutty parts. She’s mostly a novelist who writes really dark stuff though.