Sometimes if I type “LOL”, but I didn’t laugh out loud, I’ll do a quiet little chuckle so I’m not technically a liar.
I can’t blow bubbles in bubblegum beyond a sad little pea sized thing.
I can’t snap my fingers either.
I think The Last Jedi is the fourth best Star Wars film, behind only the original trilogy.
One time I pooped in a urinal at school as a joke
This is a very different magnitude of confession from OP
Can confirm the poop was huge.
The logistics of this confound me more than the childish decision-making.
If I recall correctly, the technique was hover & blast, then waddle to a stall to wipe. I was in 4th grade or something, last century.