• Flying SquidOP
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    43 months ago

    Being rich isn’t going to save your beachfront property from the next super hurricane. The leopards will be eating everyone’s faces.

    • @Jiggle_Physics
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      83 months ago

      But they can just sell their houses if the water levels rise, Mr. Shapiro told me so.

      • @pyre
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        3 months ago

        ax noises

        “JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM…”

        • @Jiggle_Physics
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          23 months ago

          Hey now, auqa man is royality, and the kingdom of atlantis could do with a housing expansion!

    • @Veneroso
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      23 months ago

      But Lord Emperor Trump sold me this Bible and said that the Lord wouldn’t flood the earth again!?

      Also this hat, whenever I wear it, people key my Ford F150.

      Jokes on you Prius! You can have all the vegan fart sniffing you want while I roll coal!

      'Murica!

      (Also /s)