Jokes • 6 months ago

If a blue bird has blue babies and a red bird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?

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If a blue bird has blue babies and a red bird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?

Jokes • 6 months ago

A swallow

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3•6 months ago
I had always heard this one as:

If a stork brings babies, what kind of bird doesn’t bring babies?

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