• @beebarfbadger
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      35 months ago

      I’m sure there are exceptions for when you have to cover up your extramarital affairs with pornstars, when you reeeeeeally wanna keep some top-secret documents for personal use, when you make your money by defrauding others or just feel like keeping people in permanent fear so that they turn to you for salvation. After all, the constitution, which he has very much read, says that he can do absolutely everything with absolute impunity.

    • @[email protected]
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      15 months ago

      Don’t bear false witness covers some of it, and I’m sure there is some snippet of text in the outdated testament that can be taken out of context to cover the rest.