@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 6 months agoI did shave them.imagemessage-square135arrow-up1750arrow-down155
arrow-up1695arrow-down1imageI did shave them.@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square135
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•6 months ago We’re a lot better at standing, walking, and running long distances. I spend significantly less time doing those things than doing activities that would benefit from having more hands.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•6 months agoI propose retractable foot thumbs, so you can have human-like feet for walking and monkey-like feet for playing the piano with your toes
minus-square@EmeraldlinkEnglish1•6 months agoA lot of body parts would be better retractable but that would also be quite the unprecedented mechanism, so durability wouldn’t be great. Sadly, it just wouldn’t be practical
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoYou may have discovered the secret of how to return to monke.
I spend significantly less time doing those things than doing activities that would benefit from having more hands.
I propose retractable foot thumbs, so you can have human-like feet for walking and monkey-like feet for playing the piano with your toes
A lot of body parts would be better retractable but that would also be quite the unprecedented mechanism, so durability wouldn’t be great. Sadly, it just wouldn’t be practical
You may have discovered the secret of how to return to monke.