• @Zachariah
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    213 months ago

    Woohoo, now’s my chance to get a cocaine-filled avocado!

    Who am I kidding? Nothings better than actual avocados.

    • @humorlessrepost
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      3 months ago

      If the cocaine just replaces the pit, it’s the best of both worlds and less work!

      • @Zachariah
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        13 months ago

        Then you can plant it and grow more cocaine.

    • @Evilcoleslaw
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      13 months ago

      It doesn’t even involve drug smuggling. Like organized crime in the US, they’ve branched out into racketeering and extortion in otherwise legitimate industries. Tortillerias are also major targets of extortion rackets now in Mexico.

      • @Zachariah
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        13 months ago

        Way to spoil my dream :(