The Picard Maneuver to Lemmy Be Wholesome • 6 months agoThis is just adorableimagemessage-square137arrow-up11.24Karrow-down137
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•6 months agoLimerence eh? Well ok. There once was a man from Nantucket…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•edit-26 months agoThere was a young man that said “damn” For it certainly seems that I am A creature that moves in determinate grooves I’m not even a bus, I’m a tram
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•6 months agoI want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
minus-square@Agrivarlink7•edit-26 months agoAs an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in: There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, “If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•6 months agoOmg that’s awful, no wonder people never finish it! Thank you so much 🙂
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•6 months agoThere are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is: There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•6 months agoReally? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•6 months agoOH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by “Nantucket”) but not always.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•6 months agoI know a different version from the other two: There once was a man from Nantucket Who put all his shit in a bucket And one day he tripped And the bucket, it flipped And he said “ah well fuck it”
Limerence eh? Well ok.
There once was a man from Nantucket…
There was a young man that said “damn”
For it certainly seems that I am
A creature that moves in determinate grooves
I’m not even a bus, I’m a tram
I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
Omg that’s awful, no wonder people never finish it!
Thank you so much 🙂
There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."Really? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!
It’s truly dirty.
OH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by “Nantucket”) but not always.
I know a different version from the other two:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who put all his shit in a bucket
And one day he tripped
And the bucket, it flipped
And he said “ah well fuck it”