• @Zachariah
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    213 months ago

    Thou shalt count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

    • DefiantBidet
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      3 months ago

      Even if you have
      Teeth like this?

      Edit to add: this is why The Holy Handgrenade of Antioch is important. So many life lessons

      • @Zachariah
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        53 months ago

        nasty, big, pointy teeth