Scientists have found microplastics in human penises for the first time, as concerns over their proliferation and its potential health effects continue to mount.

  • @[email protected]
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    13 days ago

    If you apply a steady “milking” motion to the penis over several minutes, you will eventually coax it into releasing some microplastics from the tip. Believe me, if feels good to get rid of those microplastics.

    Practicing this regularly will keep your penis microplastic-free.

    • @dohpaz42
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      113 days ago

      Instructions unclear. Now I’ve got “Raw Milk”.