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minus-squareI'm back on my BS 🤪linkfedilinkEnglish87•edit-25 months agoAlmost there! Just one more step left on the Gay Agenda: ✔️ look cute ✔️ be gay ✔️ hang out with friends ✔️ make memes ✔️ trick wise protectors of heterosexuality into accepting gay animals ◻️ be treated with decency by society
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•5 months agoWhat if I’m straight and all about some brunch?
minus-squareflickerlink6•5 months agoThe Brunch Amendment of 2008 lists all the people welcome to brunch and explicitly states that allies are allowed.
minus-square@irreticentlink2•5 months agoI’m tired and misread that as “twerk in my gay cavity.” I need sleep.
minus-squareFlying Squidlink6•5 months agoI’ve heard of the Gay Agenda for years now, and yet I still am a slob and totally lack any fabulousness. Who do I write to in order to complain?
Almost there! Just one more step left on the Gay Agenda:
✔️ look cute
✔️ be gay
✔️ hang out with friends
✔️ make memes
✔️ trick wise protectors of heterosexuality into accepting gay animals
◻️ be treated with decency by society
I call bullshit.
I do not see brunch anywhere on that list.
What if I’m straight and all about some brunch?
I may have some news for you…
The Brunch Amendment of 2008 lists all the people welcome to brunch and explicitly states that allies are allowed.
Will there be quiche? Vegan is fine.
You have to twerk in gay city first.
I’m tired and misread that as “twerk in my gay cavity.” I need sleep.
Sweet dreams, sweet prince.
I’ve heard of the Gay Agenda for years now, and yet I still am a slob and totally lack any fabulousness. Who do I write to in order to complain?