• @utopiah
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    37 months ago

    Some men claim they don’t want to get germs on their penis

    How does that make any sense? What… how… I just… ?! Do they believe one washes their hands BEFORE peeing? Well OK, let’s imagine that, then then would have… cleaner hands so… less germs? Do they imagine that one “reverse wash” theirs hands before? Like… rubbing their hands on the floor itself THEN pee? It makes absolutely 0 sense. I don’t get any of it.

    • @postmateDumbass
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      27 months ago

      Im thinking they unzip, pull underwear out of the way, amd piss hands free?

      • @utopiah
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        17 months ago

        Ohhh… that actually makes sense, thanks!

    • @mojofrododojo
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      17 months ago

      they must keep a pair of tongs handy.