• @IMongoose
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    555 months ago

    If lightsabers were real you would probably not be able to recover from losing a fight and getting one in you. Not because recovering from a stab is impossible, but if it was a real fighting style they would not go in and out so clean. You’re telling me a sith lord would be so gentle coming out and not just go straight up through the face? I understand that that is a little to graphic for star wars but people would look like they’d been through a slap chop after losing to someone like darth maul.

    • @[email protected]
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      165 months ago

      I wanted to dislike this comment but it was shockingly coherent. And correct. Perhaps too coherent and correct, for some.

    • @CobblerScholar
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      75 months ago

      I’m with you on some Sith definitely going HAM and leaving just pieces but I don’t think Maul himself would he’s more of an assassin

      • @IMongoose
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        35 months ago

        That’s fair, I don’t actually know their specific lores. I still feel like he would at least move up to the heart or something after a stab and give it a shake.

    • go $fsck yourself
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      25 months ago

      If lightsabers were real they would cause the matter you stab them with to heat so quickly they would explode.