The investigators also asked Hair for permission to check his uniforms for semen.

“I don’t know my rights. Do I have to?” the former officer asked. “I don’t think I want to do that.”

I plead the right to no blacklight searches!

  • @SkyezOpen
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    25 months ago

    You’re in a plane crash and wake up on an island…

    • @pyre
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      15 months ago

      flashbacks to the most hilariously butchered metaphors