• @the_joeba
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    249 months ago

    But then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…

    • @ours
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      109 months ago

      The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.

    • Cethin
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      69 months ago

      More importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.

    • @tacosplease
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      49 months ago

      No no. That’s from the old testament. Those rules don’t count anymore now that there is the new testament.

      realizes ten commandments are from the old testament

      This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.