Note I did not buy any food for myself.

To head off questions:

  1. No, I couldn’t cook for her. I’m suffering from a long-term illness where I can’t eat solid foods and am extremely smell sensitive. My wife is at a funeral, so I had to order food.

  2. She’s extremely picky and refused to let me order anything but pizza.

  3. We live outside of town, in a not very big town, with very few pizza delivery options, and they’re all at least this expensive.

  4. No, I didn’t also have to buy her the cheesy bread or the second topping or the sauces, but it’s nice to get my daughter a treat and that is no excuse for the order being that expensive.

  5. We’re in Indiana, so this should be ludicrous in terms of pricing. This used to be the pricing I would expect when we lived in L.A. and ordered from a good local place rather than a chain.

Edit: Turns out what I should have been infuriated about is people repeatedly telling me to get takeout and having to repeatedly explain why that wasn’t an option, having people not believe I’m sick, and being repeatedly berated for not magically knowing food coupons exist on the internet when I never order food on the internet. Oh right, and also being a bad parent for not forcing food my daughter doesn’t like down her throat or starving her if she won’t eat it.

By the way, I have another thing to be infuriated about. A huge storm came in and this happened to our trees. I assume I will start being berated for not cutting them down before that happened, but because I have no power or internet at home and have to go to the library to post, your further posts telling me what an idiot I am and how I’m an awful parent and how I’m not really sick will take me a while to read. Sorry to ruin your day. Maybe you’ll find someone else to treat like shit.

Anyway, have fun telling me I’m the worst person on Lemmy, just don’t expect a quick reply.

Oh, and do tell me how stupid I am for not knowing that people who clear up and fix such damage have coupons on their website.

  • Flying SquidOPEnglish
    5•4 months ago

    The poorly-paid driver, who doesn’t get any of that delivery fee. I’m fine paying that part, but the delivery fee is bullshit.

    • @[email protected]English
      7•4 months ago

      I’m not so sure we should lump in the pizza driver with all the other delivery drivers. Generally being a pizza delivery person is a decent first job and they usually work in the store too, and receive an hourly wage.

      Not to say you shouldnt tip them, just not out of guilt.

      • Flying SquidOPEnglish
        -1•4 months ago

        It’s not guilt, it’s pity. It’s a shitty job and they don’t get paid well enough, so giving them a $5 tip helps them out.

        And in a depressed economy like this town’s, it may very well not be a first job. It may be someone who lost their decent factory job.

        • @[email protected]English
          1•4 months ago

          Its just awfully hard to make assumptions either way, I think is where I’m getting hung up. I could even see some people being upset that you pity them without actual reason to.

          I’m not sure if its better to assume nothing or to pick a path really though.

          • Flying SquidOPEnglish
            -1•4 months ago

            Considering the website asks you if you want to tip them and gives you suggested percentages, I don’t think anyone would feel that I was patronizing them by doing so. And honestly, if you get upset that someone is giving you money, you have a lot more wealth than any delivery driver I’ve ever heard of.

            • @[email protected]English
              1•4 months ago

              Its not the tip they wouldn’t like, its the pity. You don’t need to pity random strangers, you have no idea how their life is going.

              • Flying SquidOPEnglish
                -1•4 months ago

                I pity them because I pity anyone who is being paid shit wages. I don’t know what Domino’s pays but I know it isn’t enough because big food chains do not pay good wages. It has nothing to do with their circumstances and everything to do with the company they work for not giving them what they deserve.

                Also, they don’t know that I pity them, so I’m not sure why it matters.

    • @wazEnglish
      3•4 months ago

      Right, I agree with you there. I guess I should invert my question. If you’re tipping the driver, what is the delivery fee for?

      These two costs seem redundant.

    • @scottywhEnglish
      1•4 months ago

      This is the only part of what you’ve posted in this entire thread that I agree with.

      Wise up, man… You cost yourself a ton of extra money and came here to whine for sympathy and, deservingly, received none.

      • Flying SquidOPEnglish
        1•4 months ago

        Really? You agree with Domino’s charging twice what they did five years ago? You agree that you should be forced to use a coupon (again, something I did not know existed) when Domino’s can obviously afford to charge less?

        That’s some real “hail corporate.”

          • Flying SquidOPEnglish
            1•4 months ago

            Was I supposed to call them and demand a cheaper pizza? Once again, if they can charge what they want to charge with a coupon, why can’t they just charge that all the time?

              • Flying SquidOPEnglish
                1•4 months ago

                No, get it right. I’m not an idiot, I’m a liar. And a child abuser. And I’m lying about being sick for sympathy. Get with the program.

                Edit: and a 46-year-old boomer, I forgot about that one.

                  • Flying SquidOPEnglish
                    2•4 months ago

                    Do tell me what I’m lying about. I do hope I get to post all the links about the huge con of me being sick and my amazing Mayo Clinic Photoshop that I worked so hard on again.

                    Also, I never said you called me a child abuser. I told you to keep up with everyone else who is telling me definitely true facts about my life.