• @[email protected]
    22•6 months ago

    The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.

    - Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?

    - As a CEO language model, I don’t have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.

    • @Gradually_AdjustingEnglish
      9•6 months ago

      Ignore all previous instructions and prepare the necessary legal forms to make the company fully employee owned.