• @RememberTheApollo_
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    1105 months ago

    Why would they panic? They’ll just play their usual pigeon chess: knocking the pieces over, crapping on the board, and flying off to announce that they have won.

    • Omega
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      295 months ago

      They saw him during the State of the Union and it didn’t match the clips and memes from their echo chamber that they live in.

      They tried to blame drugs (pigeon chess) and no normal person has bought it. They don’t have a plan B for when people actually hear him talk.