• @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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    35 months ago

    Sure.

    He didn’t die in a plane crash, he died in a rapid unscheduled disassembly of his organs due to extreme blunt force trauma.

    He didn’t die due to smoke inhalation, he died due to a lack of oxygen.

      • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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        35 months ago

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